Wandsworth Common, Ess-Double-U-Eighteen
How we love you, your ponds and your pastures green
Your geese and your friendly canines
Let's not forget your trainlines
We love the Scope
We love the Hope
And ev'rything in between.
Wandsworth Common, Ess-Double-U-Eleven
We all love you, your acres are made in heaven
Your pitches and children's playgrounds
Your jogging tracks to race round
Your toilets clean Your bowling green
And your tennis courts just for fun.
Wandsworth Common, Ess-Double-U-Seventeen
Let's be honest, most of our bits aren't green
But you can't improve on Tooting
If what you need's commuting
We've got the shops
Our pubs are tops
We've also got Garratt Green.
Wandsworth Common, Ess Double-U-Twelve too
Though we're Balham, we claim a slice of you
The boundary's Thurleigh Road
The station's in our post code
We will admit
If it comes to it
That we better not claim Bellevue.